The Church of Morgan Freeman welcomes you
This website is in the stating phases. There will be frequent updates so stay tuned, you silly bitches.
 Also check out our 'Funny Shit' page where we update pictures to honor our freckled smooth talkin' pimp lord.
| This is the official website to the church of Morgan Freeman. We worship the one true god Morgan Freeman. Andy Dufresne was Morgan Freeman's only son who was sent to Shawnshank prison to get raped for your sins. This followed suit after Morgan Freeman told some of Nicolas Cage's (our version of the devil) demons, who he called 'the sisters' where Andy was at all time in exchange for cigarettes. Read more about our religion on our info page. |
